1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests if you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend…except one. Which one doesn’t attend?
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Since I am now an official blogger, I feel “blogligated” to put stuff like this up every now and then. Why? because I am a professional.
The joke, by the way, is courtesy of my friend, neighbor and professional real estate photographer Dennis Huckaby